Over the years, wrestling has provided some of the most outrageous and terrifying merchandise. Today, we delve into the merch that can only be described as the stuff of nightmares. Be warned – once you see them there is no going back!
During the attitude era, WWF produced some of the most crazy merch – but these condoms might just be the most random thing they came up with. Nothing says romance like shouting ‘give me a hell yeah!’ at the top of your voice I suppose.
BROCK LESNAR COSTUME
Uh – well this literally is the stuff of nightmares. I mean, someone must have sat down and come up with this idea. I just want to know what kind of drugs they were on at the the time because that’s the only explanation I can give for this one.
WCW SPARKLE GUN
Yes, WCW released this ‘sparkle gun’ at one point in the 90s, which I just can’t wrap my head around. Where did the inspiration come from? I mean it wasn’t like Sting was making Lex Luger sparkle at any point.
Ok, so I remember being a kid when yo-yo’s were a big deal, so I kind of get the logic here. But also, a Sable yo-yo was just something that wasn’t needed in life.
Just wow! Talking soap? I mean, what could be better than washing your genitalia with the likes of Stone Cold Steve Austin and the Rock talking to you while you’re doing it?
ERIC YOUNG’S BEARD
If you can’t grow a full on beard then Impact Wrestling has you covered! They are selling plastic beards for the reasonable price of $4.99.
I have always wanted to improve my pizza by putting edible paper featuring my favourite WWE superstars on it. Or maybe not. This one is pretty special! Obviously everyone loves pizza and WWE being WWE tried to capitalise on people’s eating habits.
KATIE VIC COSTUME
WWE once did a storyline where Triple H had sex with Kane’s dead girlfriend (Katie Vic) in a coffin, which was one of the most grim things ever. What is even more grim is that they actually sold the same outfit that Katie Vic wore as fan merch. What’s better than getting your loved one to cosplay a dead cheer leader that was defiled by Triple H?
And there you have it – some of the most WATF wrestling merch ever produced. Granted, there have been hundreds of monstrosities produced over the years, and so if you have seen anything you feel that should be added, please drop it in our comments section!
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